Washington

GW, The Man of the hour/ He will lead the troops all the way/ Britain getting sour/ First president of the USA/ He led to Americas break-away/ Britain thinks they're nice/ BUT...they need an optical Device/ Serving only 2 terms in the office/ The first time ever/ But that didnt last forever/ Messed up because of FDR's endeavors/ He messed everything up/ My son FDR didnt know wassup.

I INVENTED SWAG NO YOU DIDN'T FOOL